Thursday, October 16, 2008

Ladybugs and Michael Clarke Duncan

It's been a good long while since I posted a dream on here, but I really haven't had anything of note lately. Until the wee hours of this very morning.

The beginning of the dream is a little sketchy, but I know I'm with my cousin S who is currently a senior in high school. We keep getting followed around by this creepy woman who I identified as Mrs. __ (can't remember), and we determine she is an alien who is trying to abduct us. Later it is nighttime and we are in a bedroom, huddled on the floor, scared because this voice is coming from the window, telling us she wants to take the child, meaning S (even though S is high-school sized in the dream). The voice comes crawling through the window, onto the bed, and it is this Mrs. __. She is dressed in some that's entirely red and black, with a red skirt with big black dots on it. It reminds me of a ladybug. This ladybug woman tells me that if she can take S, she will donate $20,000 to the convent in Springfield.

[is this an episode of the Simpsons?]

Cut to the next morning, where two large double-decker Noah's Ark-like vehicles pull up to a curb in the light of day, presumably to pick up S, even though I told her I would never let the ladybug woman take her. But the scheme is thwarted; as two men on motorcycles swoop in, ramming into the Noah's Arcs, making the wood on the outside break apart. Oh, and one of the motorcycle riders was Michael Clarke Duncan. Anyway, inside are several small children, some wearing only diapers, some with abnormally short legs, and they start toddling out into the daylight. Apparently the ladybug woman wanted to take S to help her watch all of these little kids.

And...wake.

Anyone want to guess what the heck this is about?!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Beer? Whiskey? LSD? Concussion?

Cameron Ted said...

Just going to throw this out there recently you have watched:
* Evan All Mighty
* Armageddon
* Some x-files or maybe the new show Fringe
* maybe a little Life on Mars

if none of these are correct I am then with Jason
* Beer
* Whiskey
* LSD
* Concussion

Michael said...

I think you are craving a grilled cheese sandwich where the bread is a little too done and crunchy black but the cheese is supper yummy melty. That's the only thing that dream can point to...it's pretty obvious when you think about it.

Anonymous said...

Had the same dream last month only your cousin S, the lady bug lady, the double decker Noah's Ark,the motorcycle guys, and the short legged kids weren't in it.... but as I recall I was walking a mile to Sin City and every thing was green, eating a grill cheese sandwich laced with LSD, drinking "whiskey and rye" thinking this will be the day that I die, when I fell and hit my head [concussion]. When I came to I said "is this Armageddon?"....

woke up...

Funny how much sense dreams make!!