K-Mart and Danny DeVito?

OK, so I know I'm a posting fiend lately, but I had to share this in hopes of providing some humor to my 3 readers. I had a series of really weird dreams this morning...vignettes if you will...in between the time Brett left for work and I got up (and a couple of snooze buttons in between).

These are in no particular order, and I know there is more that I cannot remember...but I think these hit the main points.

#1 - I am standing outside of a house, checking out the bathroom window to see if I can squeeze through it. I decide I cannot, and just go to the front door and ring the doorbell. Why I didn't go to the front door in the first place, I don't know.

#2 - I am talking to my brother Justin on the phone. He hands the phone to his girlfriend Kriston. She is talking with a Chinese accent. I am thinking "what the hell?" She is not Chinese.

#3 - I am somewhere that looks like a sporting event, except everyone is outside at a happy-hour type thing before we go in the stadium. I see a guy I used to work with. I go over to shake his hand, and immediately notice that this typical manly man is wearing a very tight pink V-neck spandex T-shirt, and his chest hairs are sticking out. He is talking to me about a job, and all I can do is try not to stare at the chest hairs.

#4 - I drive into the parking lot of a K-Mart store. I go inside and pick up some kind of seeds to plant. While walking down another aisle, a friend and her kids are shouting my name and running to catch up with me. I tell them I am there to buy fish food.

#5 - I am in Galena, IL with some of my friends from Minneapolis. We are walking through this mall-type thing that looks nothing like Galena, and there is some music festival going on. We go into a crowded bar, and I see this guy across the room. I tell my friends, "hey, I have met that guy before, that's Charlie, he knows my cousin Kristi, she used to work with him at a clothing store." I go over to say hello, and Charlie is Danny DeVito. (FYI Charlie does exist and from what I remember, looks nothing like DD).

So, this morning I recalled all of this in the shower and busted out laughing. Where did it come from? I have no idea. But I think it means I need more sleep.