My Tender-Hearted Husband

While watching the characteristically lesson-laden last few moments of Little House on the Prairie...

Husband: [fake sniffle] Almost makes me tear up.

Me: Yeah right! I don’t know what ever makes you tear up.

H: Buddy’s farts. Tickling you so much that you tear up.

M: I was thinking of something sentimental and touching.

H: Those are sentimental and touching. Especially Buddy’s farts. Those are very touching.