Sassy Pants

Lucy was so full of gems tonight, I couldn't pass up the opportunity...

M: "Lucy, did you eat all your lunch today?"

L: "You packed onages [oranges]. I don't like those."
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D: "It's tickle time."

L: "No, it's not tickle time."

D: "Tickle time!"

L: [with a stern look and a hand on his arm] "I said NO, it's NOT."
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L: "Daddy, Mommy's going to play with me!"

D: "That's nice."

L: "Daddy, go away."

M: "Lucy, that's not very nice!"

L:  "PLEASE go away!"
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[while playing dress up, she draped a dress over my shoulders]

"You Super Mommy!"
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M: "Lucy, can I comb your hair out of your eyes?"

L: [with not even a glance my way] "How 'bout not."
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